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Stop telling God....(from
Shiela Wood)
Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead
tell your storm how big your GOD is.
In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son,
who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness,
she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her
son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The
leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true.
She took her son's hand and asked,
"Billy, did you ever think about
what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever
dream and wish what you would do with your life?"
Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and
said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true."
Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where
she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's
final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a ride
around the block on a fire engine.
Fireman Bob said, "Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son
ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary fireman for
t he whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on
all the fire calls, the whole nine yards! And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll
get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat-not a toy one-with the
emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and
rubberboots. They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix, so we can get them
fast."
Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his fire uniform
and escorted him from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck.
Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help steer it back to the fire
station. He was in heaven. There
were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three
calls. He rode in the different fire engines, the paramedic's van, and even the
fire chief's car.
He was also videotaped for the local news program. Having his dream come true,
with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched
Billy that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.
One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse,
who believed in the hospice concept that no one should die alone, began to call
the family members to the hospital. Then she remembered the day Billy had spent
as a fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to
send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition.
The chief replied, "We
can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a
favor? When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you
announce over the PA system that there is not a fire? It's just the fire
department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you
open the window to his room?"
About five minutes later a hook
and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's
third floor open window. Sixteen firefighters climbed up the ladder into
Billy's room. With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and
told him how much they loved him. With his dying breath, Billy looked up at the
fire chief and said, "Chief, am I really a fireman now?"
"Billy, you are, and
the Head Chief, Jesus, is holding your hand," the chief said.
With those words, Billy smiled and said, "I know, He's been holding my hand all
day, and the angels have been singing." He closed his eyes one last time.
Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead tell your storm how big your GOD
is.

Where Were You.....
(from Bert Whittaker)
You say you will never forget where you were when
you heard the news on September 11, 2001. Neither will I. I was on
the 110th floor in a smoke filled room with a man who called his wife to say
"Good-bye." I held his fingers steady as he dialed. I gave him the
peace to say, "Honey, I am not going to make it, but it is OK... I am ready to
go." I was with his wife when he called as she fed breakfast to their
children. I held her up as she tried to understand his words and as she
realized he wasn't coming home that night.
I was in the stairwell of the 23rd floor when
a woman cried out to Me for help. "I have been knocking on the door of
your heart for 50 years!" I said. "Of course I will show you the way home,
only believe in Me now."
I was at the base of the building with the Priest
ministering to the injured and devastated souls. I took him home to tend
to his flock in Heaven. He heard my voice and answered.
I was on all four of those planes, in every seat,
with every prayer. I was with the crew as they were over taken. I
was in the very hearts of the believers there, comforting and assuring them that
their faith has saved them.
I was in Texas, Kansas, London. I was
standing next to you when you heard the terrible news. Did you sense Me?
I want you to know that I saw every face. I
knew every name - though not all know Me. Some met Me for the first time
on the 86th floor. Some sought Me with their last breath. Some
couldn't hear Me calling to them through the smoke and flames; "Come to Me...
this way... take my hand." Some chose, for the final time, to ignore Me.
But, I was there.
I did not place you in the Tower that day.
You may not know why, but I do. However, if you were there in that explosive
moment in time, would you have reached for Me?
September 11, 2001, was not the end of the journey
for you. But someday your journey will end. And I will be there for you as well.
Seek Me now while I may be found. Then, at any moment, you know you are
"ready to go." I will be in the stairwell of your final moments.
God, OUR FATHER

Things to be Thankful for.....
(from Bert Whittaker)